Awkward:
Having your waitress, a complete stranger, tell you all of her personal problems & complaints about her non-committal boyfriend as though you were her new BFF. So you feel compelled to offer some consolation & advice even though you couldn’t care less about her biological clock ticking away.
Trying to sleep on your side with a runny nose. So you jam tissues up both nostrils (hoping husband doesn’t lean over for a goodnight kiss) and breathe heavily through your mouth & pray you don’t drool on your pillow.
Getting a pedicure. All I want to do is read my US Weekly & enjoy my chair massage…not make forced small talk while my toe nails are being clipped.
Awesome:
Self serve frozen yogurt!!
80 degree weather…although it’s very hard to work when the beach is calling your name.
Feeling little baby kicks! There are so many awkward aspects of pregnancy, but this part is definitely awesome!!
Love this! Our poor waitress is going to be an old maid... if you're not hitched by 22 you're obviously a huge loser. PS Love getting magazines too! I like Better Homes and Gardens because sometimes the stuff in HB is just too fancy for my simple tastes. :)
ReplyDeleteI have the same issue when getting my mani-pedis. I just want to relax and get lost in a magazine. It is my little slice of alone time. I don't want to chat. But then I always feel like they ladies hate me for it.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that waitress was feeling the pain at the moment to want to share anything deep with a stranger while working...but I can see that being awkward for the customer.
ReplyDeleteI wish the beach was calling my name to the tune of 80 degree weather, but alas the drizzling rain commits me to stay inside.